This contest gets more embarrasing the longer I leave it up without your responses. I’m really lost as to why you guys didn’t take to this one, it’s probably the easiest contest I’ve ever seen or operated: you work for the prize, not rely on me to pick the right person.
So, yeah, as you probably know: Josh Kleinberg is the undeniable and deserving winner.
It might be that I’m talking to myself here.
Love,
P. H. M.


This feels a little hollow.
I’m sorry turnout wasn’t better.
Its all good. I’m sending you stuff tomorrow josh.
Nah, don’t be. The little literary world just isn’t ready for my “marketing genius” (per Adam Robinson). I’m just trying to keep my head out of the pit of depression over little things like this.